*cough*
Were we friends before?
We were lovers, Longbottom.
Once.
MAMA U!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH AND YOU MISS A LOT.
I’ve just…
The Ministry…
Fuck it.
I’ve been in Narcotics Anonymous.
You left?!
OOC: um yea!
OOC: Well I meant in the trailer. xD
Though yeah, I was kinda absent for a bit. I’m trying to be on more~
(Source: pink-kittens, via romilda-snape-deactivated201102)
oooorrrrrr I could just post sporadically. Which means like two times a week because I don’t have time to gather muse.
I WILL BE YOUR MUSE.
NO I WILL BE
-lies naked across your desk-
MAMA U, YOU DO NOT WANT THIS WHITE BITCH TO BE YOUR MUSE.
LET’S GO TANNING TOGETHER.
I’M DEAD, YOU’RE SO INSENSITIVE.
AUDREY IZ MY GURL && U GOTTA EARN MY RESPECT. I BOW DOWN 2 NO MAN.

oooorrrrrr I could just post sporadically. Which means like two times a week because I don’t have time to gather muse.
We used to be best friends you know. Yeah, weird right. In middle school. And then she started getting all crazy obsessive, like, WHY DIDN’T YOU TEXT ME BACK? Anyway, I was like, Dolores, I think you’re a woman. And then for my birthday party, I was going to have an all Wizard party, and I was like, Dolores you can’t come, because I don’t think you’re a wizard. And then her mom called my mom and it was this big huge thing. And now I guess she fucks centaurs.
~~Albus Dumbledore
Oh fuck no.